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ATIWD - Tape 2Hello again, Ms. Campbell. What do you want to know today? I told you, I died, alright?
Well, obviously, Im still here and breathing. But I AM dead, I assure you. In a cosmic sense at least. I no longer exist to them.
The gods, of course. Oh come on, you dont really believe that whole cosmic zombie nonsense do you? The gods have been around much longer than that. Eons, even. Far, far before our time. Well, you can tell just from standing next to them. They have a way of making you feel very small and very stupid.
Oh, thats simple. The first time I met one was right after I died. Look, if youre going to be asking me all these questions and recording this conversation on your little gadget there, at least pretend to believe what Im saying, okay? It helps me remember that
ATIWD - Tape 1Alright, so, it started like this:
I woke up. Exciting, right? Here, let me expand on that for you:
I woke up at exactly 8:45 AM to the sound of my alarm clock blaring, loud enough to hear through the several blankets I had piled on my head. This angered me somewhat, as I was hoping the blankets would have given me an excuse to tell my boss that I had simply slept through my alarms, instead of purposefully ignoring his summons to work the morning shift today, instead of the night. And let me tell you, I was NOT a morning person.
Alright. I mumbled to myself as I fumbled to slap at the off button. Get up. You have five minutes. Cmon.
With that wondrously motivational little speech-to-self, I managed to drag myself out of bed and to my closet. I stood there staring at my clothes for a while, before I --
And what h
And Then I Was DeadRW -Chap 0Have you ever had one of those really weird mornings, when you wake up, get out of bed and while you're walking out of the door you begin to think that things were really going to change for you? That everything was suddenly going to be all new and interesting, like a brand new adventure waiting on the horizon? Yeah well, that's utter crap, really, because none of that ever happened to me. And really, it should have. But I suppose that's just the way that some things go. But anyway, you're reading this, so now you at least know that you'll never know what's going to happen next. It could be a boring ol' regular day. It could be a doozy, start of an epic adventure, all that. But you're not here for a lecture are you?
You're here for a story.
My story, I suppose.
Just as a warning, the following bits aren't going to make a whole lot of sense, or at least they shouldn't.
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