Le Morte d'Arthur IPE B1:C1-3Le Morte D'Arthur in the Language of a Normal PersonBy Cherie the CampbellBOOK I CHAPTER ISo there's this King, right? His name is Uther Pendragon, and he's the top dog. King of all England. All that jazz. However, there's still this guy, the Duke of Cornwall, who has a problem with that and has been at war with Uther for a pretty long time. Well, after long years of fighting this dude, King Uther decides that he's had enough and tells the Duke to come see him. Oh, and to bring his wife Ingraine because apparently she was smoking hot.So, the Duke comes and brings his wife and Uther is thinking, "Whoa. That lady's hot. I gotta get me some of that." But the Duke's wife turned down the king because she was totally married and not a slut. You know how it goes. Being a little freaked out by the King hitting on her, Ingraine talked to the Duke
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