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Day One: 2766 WordsHello everyone. My name is the Almighty Shortest. No, you read that right, my name is the Almighty Shortest. What does someone have to do to get stuck with such a lame moniker? The answer to that question, my dear, is quite simple: You have to be a lame superhero. Let me explain:Day One: 2766 Words
I come from a world where there are three types of people: The heroes, the sidekicks and the civilians who either failed to develop their powers, or have powers that are only useful when employed at a certain task, such as filing reports. The latter sort of peo
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| I love art trades, and I'd even take a commission if you actually wanted to PAY for the crap I churn out, hahahaha. Me? What's there to say about ME? Well, I'm an alien, didn't you know? I come from the far away planet of Bettabrickle, where I am known as the Mome Skittydush VI, Ishkabibble Obvious and I rule the high plains of Ashkibbar. So far its the only satisfactory explanation I've been able to think up for my complete well, you'd call it weirdness, I suppose. I'm not a cabbage, that's for sure. I am that person who lives on the fringes of society, that you only remember when someone asks about them. I am that annoying lock of hair that refuses to go the way you want it to, no matter how much hair product you apply. I am aglets. I'm whatever the hell I feel like being at the moment, and most of the time I don't feel like explaining myself, so you can just go away if it bothers you. I was born in the middle of Nowhere, and here I continue to reside, which would be Nowhere, for those of you not quite following me. I love drawing, but hate Art Class. Love writing, but I'm bad at it. Love cats, but I'm allergic to them. Life seems set up to kick me, slam me into walls, and generally make fun of my entire existence. But hey, I can deal with that because its actually pretty funny. My life couldn't be a bigger paradox if I wanted it to be. Whatever higher power is up there must be having a pretty good laugh at it all. It better be, anyway, or I'm going to be very angry when I finally get to meet it. I'm not really that awesome of a person, but I play one sometimes when I get bored. I am rather hard to aggravate, and tend to blame most of my problems on myself. Which is perfectly True, you know. I also like to capitalize Words That Are Important, just because that's how I roll. In a nutshell: I'm that psycho wierdo that you avoid in the hallway like I have an infectious disease and make fun of in whispered voices after I've passed. And you know, I'm okay with that. No, I will not cut my hair. Stop asking. No, I'm not a lesbian. Stop asking that, too. No, I don't know why I have a book on my head either. Just deal with it, and stop asking me pointless questions. |
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